Hey guys, with great pleasure and excitement I share with you the below Italian complaint letter to the Wartune GM by Giovanni. Please like/share if you enjoy it and if you can please support us for all the many hours of work we do.
Who The Focka is Devo?
Dear Mr. Game Maestro, my name Giovanni, I now comma to you, and I gonna tella you the story of what peoples speaking to me during the tournamente of the 2 Guilda in Wartune.
So I comma to your game and join a Guilda. Then start the tournamente and I say plis I comma to help. My Guilda Maestro tella me OK you comma. I so happy I start attacco the torre, ummm… this towa in English. Then all the people shouting to me – they say Giovanni you idiote, first we takeing the Devo. I say I not know Devo I taking the towa. They say you no touch the towa you sonnawabitch! We focus first on Devo. What is sonnawabitch Mr. Game Maestro?
OK so I think OK, I gonna helping to killa this focka Devo. So I go to look and I see this enemy next to our towa – I say I not gonna let you take our towa I gonna do protection of towa! I stand at towa and doing good job! Then all the peoples say “Did everyone get Devo?” – I say no I not this Devo I protecting this towa and they say you no touch that towa you sonnawabitch – you go fast get Devo! What is sonnawabitch Mr. Game Maestro?
So I go again to look for this Devo and I find the granda towa of the enemy but I no see Devo. I thinking maybe Devo run to attack our grande towa, so I quickly run back for this focka Devo. I no see Devo there so I run 1 time by clock directione and then 2 time anti-clock directione looking for this focka. All the peoples shout to me Giovanni you idiote why you run in all directione??? I tella I wanna take a piss focka Devo! They then say to me you bloody focka better not take a piss stop wasting our time you sonnawabitch!
I no like this no more! I abbandonare this tournamente and I tella I no like this Guilda see you later. They say to me go and piss be with you! I say piss on you too you sonnawabitches!
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Basic/medium understanding of Wartune is required for this work (“Devo” = Devotion).
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